Simon Cowell rides a jet ski and Rihanna visits Barbados - 10 things...

... in a bikini shouting about their WEIGHT LOSS SECRETS from a magazine cover near you. #detox, #health, #kale, #diet, #pilates, #bootcamp are very difficult to take in when you're still shovelling in Maltesers and some mince pies you found in the back ...

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