My Big Gay Prom

... and clumsily seduce me into unwanted pregnancy. It was disheartening to find myself so undesired after all that Pilates. It was clear from his cautious tone that he was alarmed by my typical fashion choices: high-waisted pants and tight, tucked-in ...

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